Snakes are NOT natural

Okay. So, I got my book, slipped on my Crocs and grabbed my prescription sunglasses. It is a bit chilly today, so I thought I would go outside to read a bit.

I open the door, leaving it open so the kitty cat can join me, place my book on the table between two chairs and turn to go back inside to grab my coffee cup.

That's when I see it.

And I think it's looking at me.

It's partly out of the vent that is under the house, directly under the steps that I just walked down.

And I'm pretty sure it's looking at me.

I don't care who you are, snakes are just plain creepy. I know people who are afraid of spiders, but I know that I can kill a spider without it wrapping around my ankle and sinking it's teeth into me at the same time.

Maybe it's because it doesn't have legs. That's just gross and not natural. Maybe it's the way its entire body is one big muscle. Ugh.

Maybe it's the way it has to make s-shapes to move and can pull itself up and look at you.

Gross. I can't seem to go back outside. I don't even want to look at it, and I'm quite sure it's more terrified of me than I am of it.

Unless it's on its period or just found out that her husband ran off with her best friend. Or maybe the snake teller was rude to her at the snake bank this morning. In any event, I'm pretty sure that snake out there can take me...