Tuesday, May 6, 2008

My list of badasses

There are some guys who are just, plain and simply, badasses. Here is my list:
  • Tommy Lee Jones (he's badass even when surrounded by cheerleaders!)
  • Charles Bronson (killing because they deserve it)
  • Yul Brynner (wearing a skirt and kicking ass)
  • Clint Eastwood (badass with attitude)
  • Bruce Springsteen (blue collar badass)
  • Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton, but in this character)
  • Sam Elliott (Road House rocks!)
  • Robert Mitchum (he's scary!)

People who try to be a badass, but are NOT:

  • Steven Seagal (being married to Kelly LaBrock did you in)
  • Jean-Claud VanDamme (the splits on those chairs did you in)
  • Sylvester Stallone (Oscar?)
  • Any "gangsta" rapper - give me a damn break (having a gun does not make you a badass)
  • Hulk Hogan (too blond and too tan)
  • Chuck Norris (karate is all you've got)
  • Dennis Hopper (investment commercials did you in)

Jim's list of badasses (that I don't necessarily agree with):

  • Spencer Tracy (Bad Day at Blackrock)
  • Humphrey Bogart
  • John Wayne
  • Steve McQueen

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