NOT Bluetooth compatible

I have discovered that I am not Bluetooth compatible. I'll take it a step farther: I don't think anyone is Bluetooth compatible. Your ear is not an expansion slot for your cell phone. Here is what you THINK you look like:

Here is what you REALLY look like:

Face it, you should just have the following message tattooed across your forehead:

LOOK AT ME!! I AM IMPORTANT!!!

I'll bet you drive a Hummer, too. Or perhaps one of those dually trucks just because you like the way that big, diesel engine sounds. What do you do for a living that you have to have your cell phone in your ear at all times? Are you a transplant surgeon? Are you the President of the United States of America? Or are you just armed and ready to enter into any conversation that is more important and interesting that the one you are having with the person you are with at the moment?

Isn't that what you are saying? "I'm going to leave this earpiece in while we eat dinner just in case someone calls who is more interesting than you." "I am too important and you are too insignificant to me for me to separate myself from any phone call I may get at any time."

If you think that you look cool, important, trendy, cutting edge, etc. ad nauseum with your cell phone ear piece in, then you have become a tool of marketing. And not even GOOD marketing. You are making yourself look like a pompous, arrogant ass in order to make money for someone else. Someone else who probably doesn't even use one. Because they don't have to. They have a secretary who takes their calls for them. They probably only own a cell phone because it's free from their company. And it's free from their company because you are financing their never-ending supply of jokes about tools like you.

If you have a cell phone earpiece in right now and you are not sitting in your office, you are a tool.