Friday, October 14, 2011

You have GOT to be kidding...

I’ll be very very honest. (Laughs embarrassingly) We decided, it was both of our decision, not to live together for religious reasons. I’m being very honest. We actually didn’t wait before we got married to be intimate…but we did wait 3 years. (The two have been together for 6 years). I wanted to do what felt right for me. I became re-virginized. It’s something that just felt right for me. It was just a personal choice. And even after being intimate, we decided as a couple to be celibate until the wedding.

This is an excerpt from an interview with Tamara Mowry, who became known in her teens for her role with her twin sister in the sitcom Sister, Sister.

My question is ... how on earth does one because "re-virginized"? That is just almost the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. After a little research, I find that this is actually a surgical procedure. OUCH! Like a facelift for your vajayjay.
Why on earth would a woman subject herself to that? If you want to appear to be a virgin when you marry, BE A FREAKING VIRGIN WHEN YOU MARRY. Abstinence! Are you starting your married life with a humongous lie?

Or perhaps you want to do this as a gift to your husband. Give him a little extra something this holiday season. Seriously? Don't men have unrealistic expectations of women already? You are going to get your hymen stapled (OUCH!) to give him the briefest of thrills? And it will be painful for you, maybe cause bleeding as you HEAL AGAIN FROM YOUR STUPID.

I know the picture I chose today is a bit over-the-top, but come on! What kind of dick surgery is your husband having? Most men won't even get a freaking vasectomy because they are afraid they will be castrated by mistake. Tell your man that you want him to reverse his circumcision and watch him wince.

Women who have this done are kidding themselves, overdoing it with trying to please their man, and are just plain sickening to me.

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