Hello, Monday.

So far, this fine, June Monday morning:

• I have sent an email to the boss instead of the manager I mean to sent it to.
• I have been on a conference call where the boss told us that we needed to do $750,000 in the next three days.
• I have had a sleep doctor tell me that my snoring is more than likely related to my weight.
• I have a sleep center overnight scheduled July 3rd.
• I am precariously close to being overdrawn in my checking account.
• My car is almost out of gas, it takes 93 octane, and I have to drive into the office tomorrow: about a 100-mile jaunt.

Hello, Monday.