So, I'm going into the office about once a week now, since Christina is there and gas prices are so high. I work from home most days. I went into the office this week and while there, had to poop. Of course, you poop on company time, if at all possible. Well, I go into the bathroom, 2nd stall (that's my usual stall), and do my bidness. I turn ever so slightly to the left to roll out a length of toilet paper and EGAD!
They changed the toilet paper! Is this really a way to cut costs? Not only is it courser (who on earth MAKES course toilet paper - The S&M Paper Company??), but it's narrower, too. They don't fool me! Toilet paper should be a standard width, no larger and no smaller. You have to use twice as much to get that clean, fresh feeling, so how much are we saving? NONE!! Do I have to start bringing my own toilet paper to work? I'm too old to use shitty (hahahahahahahahhaha) toilet paper.
What a rude way to start the week.
2 comments:
Why is that? It has to be a man thing. They don't have that much to wipe so they think we can use sand paper just like them. I totally agree. Every where you go it is like that. Not just the work place. You should forward that to everyone you know! Even the boss!
uhhh, pardon me...i am a man, and i am opposed to ass-scratchin' paper.
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