You are all a bunch of tools #2

The automotive industry is brilliant.

No, scrap that.

Americans are tools. I say this to you all in love, and not righteous indignation. Although that would be a completely acceptable emotion. Let me explain:

If you bought an Explorer, Expedition, or (God forbid) an Excursion from Ford, you REALLY drive a truck. You are not cool because you have an SUV. You are driving a truck with a shell on the back and another row of seats. What you have is the truck without the cargo area.

If you bought an Armada from Nissan, you really drive a Titan truck. See above for details on how Nissan tricked you out of thousands of dollars. You could have purchased a truck and installed a little house on top of the bed, pocketing that extra money.

Okay, stay with me. This is going to get a little more complicated.

Honda makes Acura. Nissan makes Infinity. Toyota makes Lexus. Therefore:

If you bought an Acura TL, you drive a Honda Civic + $14K
If you bought an Acura RL, you drive a Honda Accord + $11K
If you bought an Infinity G35, you drive a Nissan Sentra + 13K
If you bought an Infinity G37, you drive a Nissan Altima + $8K
If you bought a Lexus ES 350, you drive a Toyota Corolla + $17K
If you bought a Lexus GS 350, you drive a Toyota Cambry + $16K

As you can see, the Lexus buyers are by far the biggest tools.

I am not even going to talk about Audi and Volkswagon. I mean, you aren't complete idiots.

Stop being tools.