Excellent idea!

My friend Jessie sent me a really long email about immigration. The font was large and it just seemed to go on and on and on...I tried to read it, but kept getting other emails and phone calls. I copied it from email to Word, thinking that I could read it quickly if it were in more of a letter form. Even changing the font to Arial 10, it was THREE PAGES!! Egad! So this is what I sent to her:

You have received an automatic reply from Carmen Milligan of Bentley Systems.

Thank you for your email. I am sorry, but the email you sent to me exceeds the amount of information that I have time to read and respond to for everyone's issues in my work day. Your email has been automatically deleted from my system due to the size of its content. Please review your message, edit it to a more concise form and resend if you would like my attention to this matter.

Thank you,
Carmen

Is it just me, or is that DAMN FUNNY? I think I will created a rule in Outlook to send this automatically. Not really, I would be fired, but I hope Jessie got the joke.